Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Now What am I Going to Do?
According to "scientists," and "experts at the LA Times," I can't use the brilliance of zombie Albert Einstein to raise my kids. Unless someone has access to the brain of Isaac Newton, or maybe Shakespeare's ghost, I'm screwed. And don't bring me the skeleton of Galileo - I have no desire to pass on his authority issues to my kids. If they're going to be geniuses - and who are you to suggest otherwise? - they're going to do it while cleaning their rooms, doing the dishes, and believing the sun orbits the earth, because I said so.