Saturday, August 25, 2007

Don't Miss Me

I'll only be gone a week. There's hot dogs in the freezer, and please don't forget to feed Mr. Slippy. He gets anxious if he doesn't get his Rocky Mountain Oysters every morning.

If you must rent porn, keep the volume down. The neighbors don't like to be overshadowed in their "bellows of lust."

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